Adult company extends Moriah Mills offer following Zion Williamson bombshell

 Pelicans star Zion Williamson was caught in some drama yesterday, allegedly involved in a tryst with porn star Moriah Mills. 

CamSoda, an adult webcam site, has extended a $500,000 offer to Moriah Mills to serve as the company’s in-house play-by-play announcer for all Pelicans games for this upcoming season

Check out the complete offer below.

Dear Ms. Moriah Mills,

I followed your Twitter tirade yesterday claiming you had recent sexual relations with basketball New Orleans Pelicans player Zion Williamson. Given your acclaimed adult entertainment career, I wanted to reach out and extend you an offer on behalf of CamSoda, a leading adult entertainment webcam site. 

I’d love for you to serve as CamSoda’s in-house play-by-play announcer for all Pelicans games for this upcoming season

You know ball(s). You know what it’s like to bang down low, penetrate up the middle, and take it to the hole. Not only can you provide colorful commentary about the game, but you can share more details about your encounters with Zion. I think your unique perspective would be welcomed by basketball fans. And remember, clothing is optional on CamSoda.

In return for serving as CamSoda’s resident play-by-play announcer for all Pelicans games, we’d be willing to compensate you up to $500,000 for your commentary along with some other live show goodies. 

Please take some time to consider my offer and get back to me at your earliest convenience. 


Daryn Parker

Vice President, CamSoda 

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